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The tube that eats your shield — a forty-year-old lesson in inventory anxiety, named after a Japanese proverb.

  1. The Legend of ZeldaDownfall Timeline

    Debut: swallows Link whole and digests his Magical Shield. Generations traumatized.

  2. Ocarina of TimeShared Trunk (Before the Split)

    Lurking in Death Mountain's caverns, still hungry for Hylian Shields.

  3. The Wind WakerAdult Timeline

    Now they eat the Deku Leaf's charge too.

  4. Tears of the KingdomDistant Future (BOTW / TOTK)

    Reborn as wall-mounted cave horrors with a gem-bearing weak point.